Alternative Greetings Cards
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Congratulations– on finally leaving that human toilet
$5.00 -
Get Your Shit Together
$5.00 -
I'm never paying you back
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Congratulations–for literally anything other than getting married or having a baby
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Congratulations–for completing the task I asked you to do weeks ago
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Thank You– for keeping my plants alive
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Thank You–for not making me watch your band play
$5.00